"Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can…" — George Carlin
"Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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I completely love playing and designing games and always will. I am so into games that I listen to game…
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Procastination is not about not doing is about not doing and feeling crappy.
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I write some crappy songs. ... but every once in a while I get just the right words put together…
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I like to act in films, I like to shoot 'em, I like to direct 'em, I like to be…
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The truth is I'm a dork. I collected comics. I still love cartoons. I'd rather be at home on a…
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Think of a field of daisies: they bloom, they wither, and in the spring they grow again. Who wants to…
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I don't make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don't take myself seriously, but…
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You got dealt some crappy cards. But you're the one who has to decide how to play them.
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