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If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare… — Lewis Black
I found the blues too limiting, and classical was too disciplined. — Ritchie Blackmore
I don't know why my shoes are so popular - I am always surprised and mystified by it. — Manolo Blahnik
I always love China, especially the old China. — Manolo Blahnik
I am insecure. Everyone's insecure. — Manolo Blahnik
I couldn't care less about business. — Manolo Blahnik
I don't belong to anyone. — Manolo Blahnik
I eat a lot of chocolate. — Manolo Blahnik
I get more tired by travelling than anything. — Manolo Blahnik
The words of truth are simple. — Aeschylus
Its visits, like those of angels, short, and far between. — Robert Blair
I'm pretty much a loner and I've lived under the radar. — Selma Blair
What good is it to live a life that brings pains? — Aeschylus
Don't you know this, that words are doctors to a diseased temperment? — Aeschylus
Man has no Body distinct from his Soul; for that called Body is a portion of Soul discerned by the five Senses, the chief inlets… — William Blake
Every time I went on stage I was so terrified I almost threw up. — Sara Blakely
Everything in our society is so purposeful. — Sara Blakely
I feel like money makes you more of who you already are. — Sara Blakely
Don't you find that work, if you love it, is actually really invigorating? — Cate Blanchett
I'm so misunderstood! — Cate Blanchett
Being on stage a lot is quite physical. — Cate Blanchett
Every director works differently. — Cate Blanchett
For a murderous blow let murderous blow atone. — Aeschylus
For hostile word let hostile word be paid. — Aeschylus
For the impious act begets more after it, like to the parent stock. — Aeschylus

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