Funny Quotes
- I do love cricket - it's so very English. — Sarah Bernhardt
- Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick. — Samuel Beckett
- Words are all we have. — Samuel Beckett
- Habit is a great deadener. — Samuel Beckett
- I always wanted to be a hairdresser. — David Beckham
- Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's… — David Beckham
- Nothing amazes me anymore. — David Beckham
- I am happier now than I have ever been. — David Beckham
- Being at a club that supported me meant a lot. — David Beckham
- I'm still me even after all that's happened. — Victoria Beckham
- I become quite obsessive when I get into something. — Victoria Beckham
- I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15. — Victoria Beckham
- I didn't go looking to marry an American, it just kinda happened like that. — Kate Beckinsale
- The post of honour is a private station. — Joseph Addison
- The best part about poker is there's no down side. — Samantha Bee
- The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes. — Thomas Beecham
- There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between. — Thomas Beecham
- Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. — Thomas Beecham
- We are always doing something for posterity, but I would fain see posterity do something for us. — Joseph Addison
- Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher