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Food Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food…
- I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it…
- A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
- Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
- Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
- My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
- Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
- I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money…
- What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street... It's…
- I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload…
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