"Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps" — Mitch Hedberg
"Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps"
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Mitch Hedberg
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163 Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg has 163 quotes on this site.
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations…
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
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I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard.
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Some bioengineering is good, especially if it results in plants that are more drought-resistant or perennial food crops.
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What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten,…
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As people flock to urban centers where ground space is limited, cities with green walls and roofs and skyscraper farms…
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Man seeks to change the foods available in nature to suit his tastes, thereby putting an end to the very…
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Acorns were good until bread was found.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call…
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I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed. I eat whatever I want. I just…
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