"if you make waffles, throw out the first…" — George Lopez

"if you make waffles, throw out the first one."

— George Lopez

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59 Quotes by George Lopez

George Lopez has 59 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good…
It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and…
I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political…
I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took…
I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were…
I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different.…
I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank…
If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst…
I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink…
I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe

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