George Lopez Quotes
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time…
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I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
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I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting…
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a…
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at…
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I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the…
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I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
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When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show
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So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and…
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The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because…
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Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.
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We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.
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No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.
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When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and…
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I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I…
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