Best George Lopez Quotes
- Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left. Comedy
- We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild… Boy
- Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go! Go
- if you make waffles, throw out the first one. First One
- No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next… Accidentally
- It means a lot in that I always felt invisible, and I was louder in my own head than I was verbally, ... I was… Always Felt
- I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our humor… African
- Imagine going in knowing that no Mexican American before you had ever succeeded in a lead role. American
- If the tour had 10 of these, I'd love to play in all 10 of them. All
- The putts break toward the diamond lane on the freeway here. I had a putt break toward a call box, so I know it depends… Box
- I don't think words can comfort at this time. Just love and support of his family, and for Will to know that millions of people… Comfort
- It helps me focus on our Lord and helps me get through the day. Day
- Once again I refer to you as the nalgas Nalgas
- What they have at Chuckie Cheese that we dont have at our house, you wanna see a mouse...stand there...pull the refridgerator out the wall. Cheese
- We're Mexican not Mexican't! Mexican
- When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said ' you wanna see a… Cartoon
- The guy is like Honduran-German. Why would you pretend to be (Mexican)? . . . I think he had that intention from the beginning that… Beginning
- I grew up with nothing and nobody ever told me I could do anything. I never knew my father, and my mother wasnt the best,… According
- I am going to bring a more eclectic group of actors and a more eclectic group of musicians from Mana to Santana to Slash and… Actors
- I dont like the fact that people think Latinos wont vote for an African-American. Its bullshit. Were going to vote for the right person who… African
- It's an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and… Blazing
- It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not… Afraid
- I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I… Admired
- I've gotten to a place where I am comfortable and I don't battle myself. I'm further ahead than I ever thought I'd be. I've exceeded… Ahead
- They were putting together a book for her birthday of all her friends, and they asked me to fill out a blank piece of paper… All