"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" — Barack Obama

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• I still get crazy once in a while, but just less crazy. — Sebastian Bach
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• There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California. — Edward Abbey
• Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column. — Dave Barry
• I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid! — Lynda Barry
• Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. — Marion Barry
• Becoming emancipated at 14, my life wasn't normal. I didn't have to go to school, so I didn't. I was… — Drew Barrymore

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