"If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat……" — Due Date

"If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter"

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32 Quotes by Due Date

Due Date has 32 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Dad, you were like a father to me.
Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands…
Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what are you doing? You acted…
Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But…
You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state…
You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay
Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have…
Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter
Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are…
Let me talk to her. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just go this perm and it needs…
Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit, yo! -Airport Screener
I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends. -Ethan Tremblay

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More Allergic Quotes

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Humans are allergic to change. They love to say, 'We've always done it this way.' I try to fight that.… — Grace Hopper
I'm allergic to coming in second but I never sneeze. — Drake
I think once I made up my mind that I was allergic to alcohol, and that's what I learned, it… — Betty Ford
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith
The only thing I'm afraid of is bees. I don't like bees. I'm allergic to them. — Kobe Bryant
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey, Jr.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. — Jim Cornette
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say… — Dustin Hoffman
One of the things I have an allergic reaction to playing, especially as a black actor, is the mandatory kind… — David Oyelowo
If you are allergic to alcohol... can you take shots for that? — Shmuel Breban
I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness. — Imelda Marcos
The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism. — David Lee Roth

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