"You know, I just wanna offer an explanation,……" — Due Date

"You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state 20. It's not your fault, it's your kid. He's an incredibly difficult person to travel with. In fact I don't know how or why you didn't just strangle him in the fucking crib. -Peter Highman"

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