"Why are your father's ashes in a coffee…" — Due Date
"Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter"
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32 Quotes by Due Date
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Dad, you were like a father to me.
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Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands…
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Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what are you doing? You acted…
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Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But…
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You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state…
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You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay
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Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have…
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Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are…
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Let me talk to her. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just go this perm and it needs…
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Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit, yo! -Airport Screener
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I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends. -Ethan Tremblay
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If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter
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More Ashes Quotes
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A normal way that the American free market system has worked is that we have a process of unwinding. It's…
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It's best to have failure happen early in life. It wakes up the Phoenix bird in you so you rise…
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Man is a noble animal, splendid in ashes, and pompous in the grave.
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Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.
— Leonard Cohen
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Mark how fleeting and paltry is the estate of man-yesterday in embryo, tomorrow a mummy or ashes. So for the…
— Marcus Aurelius
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There is a beautiful spirit breathing now Its mellowed richness on the clustered trees, And, from a beaker full of…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Let us look for secret things somewhere in the world on the blue shore of silence or where the storm…
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Time is passing. Yet, for the United States of America, there will be no forgetting September the 11th. We will…
— George W. Bush
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The phoenix hope, can wing her way through the desert skies, and still defying fortune's spite; revive from ashes and…
— Miguel de Cervantes
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A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. No woman can hold him. The wind must blow…
— Tennessee Williams
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To the ashes of the dead glory comes too late.
— Martial
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When the race is ended, and the play is either won or lost, and ye are in the utmost circle…
— Samuel Rutherford
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