"No, no, no, no! His dad is the……" — Due Date
"No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains were in the fucking coffee can! -Peter Highman"
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32 Quotes by Due Date
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Dad, you were like a father to me.
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Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands…
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Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what are you doing? You acted…
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Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But…
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You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state…
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You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay
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Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have…
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Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter
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Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are…
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Let me talk to her. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just go this perm and it needs…
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Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit, yo! -Airport Screener
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I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends. -Ethan Tremblay
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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions,…
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
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I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover.
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