« All Beer Quotes · Dave Barry's Page
Beer Quotes by Dave Barry
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient…
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
- What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between…
- The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
- In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to…
- All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
- In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will…
- Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.
- Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
- Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up…
- This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to…
- The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the lamest, wimpiest beer…
- I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign…
- Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but…
- When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm…
More Beer Quotes
- High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
- Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
- A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
- What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he… — Dave Barry
- Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher
- I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food… — Brendan Behan
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
- I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. — Robert Benchley