"This ball was so crowded that it took……" — Dave Barry
"This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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Never in our country's history have we witnessed a natural disaster that has impacted so many people in such a…
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I was born in Panama, the Republic of Panama, on July 16, 1948 in Panama City, in an area called…
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A successful economic development strategy must focus on improving the skills of the area's workforce, reducing the cost of doing…
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I've always been interested in space and the idea of exploration in that area since I was a child growing…
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I love the gray area between right and wrong.
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Winning takes precedence over all. There's no gray area. No almosts.
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At the end of 2003, my game was complete. Shooting, defense, using the dribble, transition, midrange stuff was all there.…
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