Forty Quotes

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Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. — Gina Barreca
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder,… — Jack Benny
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. — Jack Benny
From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. — Napoleon Bonaparte
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. — Elayne Boosler
At almost forty years old, I assumed my career on camera was over. And I was certainly given that message by all the TV managers… — Mika Brzezinski
Forty is better than 30. I have a better understanding of who I am, what makes me tick, what's okay and not okay. — Brooke Burke
After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down. — Barbara Cartland
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. — Woody Allen
When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke,… — John Cleese
Even if you live forty or fifty years in this world, and then die, you cannot take all your goods with you. — Red Cloud
Being in your forties - any woman who isn't there yet, I just have to say to you: Euphoria is coming to you. — Tori Amos
Oh, my God, my thirties blew! Forties are great. — Jennifer Aniston
When you are forty, half of you belongs to the past... And when you are seventy, nearly all of you. — Jean Anouilh
If you are not financially independent by the time you are forty or fifty, it doesn't mean that you are living in the wrong country… — Jim Rohn
I used to say of him that his presence on the field made the difference of forty thousand men. — Duke of Wellington
Don't be a salary slave! If you are going to do anything in this world, you must start before you are forty, before your period… — Robert Cochrane
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own. — Lenore Coffee
The mathematical framework of quantum theory has passed countless successful tests and is now universally accepted as a consistent and accurate description of all atomic… — Fritjof Capra
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet. — Tommy Bolt

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