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Forty Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not going to divorce…
- One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It…
- Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the District of Columbia, parted Chesapeake Bay near…
More Forty Quotes
- Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and… — Gina Barreca
- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to… — Jack Benny
- Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. — Jack Benny
- From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for… — Elayne Boosler
- At almost forty years old, I assumed my career on camera was over. And I was certainly given that message by all… — Mika Brzezinski
- Forty is better than 30. I have a better understanding of who I am, what makes me tick, what's okay and not… — Brooke Burke
- After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and… — Barbara Cartland
- Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. — Woody Allen
- When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know… — John Cleese
- Even if you live forty or fifty years in this world, and then die, you cannot take all your goods with you. — Red Cloud
- Being in your forties - any woman who isn't there yet, I just have to say to you: Euphoria is coming to… — Tori Amos