"Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the District of Columbia, parted Chesapeake Bay near Annapolis, and wandered for forty years in Delaware."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Annapolis Quotes
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Because I don`t think it`s true. I don`t think corruption is endemic to the process in Annapolis at all. It`s…
— Unknown Author
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All we had aboard the ship that morning was one Annapolis graduate and three reserves.
— Barney Ross
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Well I am from Annapolis Maryland. I went to High school in Baltimore, but I grew up in Annapolis. It…
— Christian Siriano
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I can say, hands down, 'Annapolis' is the most challenging film I've ever taken on.
— Tyrese Gibson
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If someone does not have a specific charity they would like to donate to, that's OK. An undesignated donation would…
— Derren Brown
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When I lived in Baltimore, I would come down fairly often to go to the Hirshhorn, and one of my…
— Abbi Jacobson
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The same music is playing on the radio in San Francisco, New York, Washington DC and Annapolis. Everywhere you go…
— John Hall
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The assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. made me very, very sad, and I morned and I cried like many…
— John Lewis
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It is not generally remembered, if known, by thedescendants of the Pilgrims, that when their forefathers were spending their first…
— Henry David Thoreau
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