"The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged……" — Dave Barry
"The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'"
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Arranged Quotes
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one of 241 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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A system is in equilibrium when the forces constituting it are arranged in such a way as to compensate each…
— Rudolf Arnheim
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It's extremely difficult to get these jobs because you can't get a job on a ship unless you have seaman's…
— Paul Auster
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Science is knowledge arranged and classified according to truth, facts, and the general laws of nature.
— Luther Burbank
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His head is made of stars, but not yet arranged into constellations.
— Elias Canetti
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It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
— Julia Child
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Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind
— Isaac Pitman
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The strongest and most evil spirits have to date advanced mankind the most: they always rekindled the sleeping passions -…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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The destiny of mankind is arranged for happy moments every life has such but not for happy times.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Passing just lately over this lake, ... and examining this water next day, I found floating therein divers earthy particles,…
— Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
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Science, in its ultimate ideal, consists of a set of propositions arranged in a hierarchy, the lowest level of the…
— Bertrand Russell
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There is, as Emerson says, some central idea or conception of yourself by which all the facts of your life…
— Wallace D. Wattles
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[To] explain the phenomena of the mineral kingdom ... systems are usually reduced to two classes, according as they refer…
— John Playfair
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