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- I like my beer like I like my beer.
- Fuck mornings. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't deal with sleep, sex, or beer.
- If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question.
- I have an idea for a bar where all the beer is free....but you have to pay ten dollars every time you use the restroom!
- Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer.
- I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and maintain an erection.
- There's no 'we' in beer get the fuck away from me
- Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
- I like my beer as I like my beer. Beer.
- God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro.
- I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint.
- Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.
- It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football.
- Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to…
- Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a…
- If cheerleading is a sport then so is beer pong.
- If beer pong was one of the event in the Olympics, I would get gold for sure.
- God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- Light beer? No thanks, I still have my balls.
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think…
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes
- If you're the one who judges someone reading them, you're an asshole for not inviting me for beer so we can do it together.
- A Woman Never Say: Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigarettes and beer.
- Saying you like beer for it's taste is the same as saying you like women for their brains.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
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