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Beer Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
- I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
- How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on…
- I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
- Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
- I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
- I drink therefore I am.
- Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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