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Beer Quotes by Benjamin Franklin
- I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
- Beer is proof that God loves us.
- Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy
- Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
- In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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