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Beer Quotes by Mark Twain
- Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But…
- The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.
- Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
- Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
- When in doubt tell the truth.
- The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
- The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
- Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
- It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and…
- What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
- Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
- Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
- Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
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