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Beer Quotes by Michael Jackson
- They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on…
- Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with seafood as a…
- So popular is beer, the world's best-selling alcoholic drink, that it is often taken for granted. Yet scientific analysis shows that a glass of beer…
- To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is a ritual that…
- Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more.
- Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to…
- Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.
- Never ask for 'a beer.'
- Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.
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