"Beer may cause you to digress - and…" — Michael Jackson

"Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life."

— Michael Jackson

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407 Quotes by Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson has 407 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

We are the world, we are the children...
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says…
Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as…
So popular is beer, the world's best-selling alcoholic drink, that it is often taken for granted. Yet scientific analysis shows…
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new…
Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more.
Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all…
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.
Remember my strong advice; just remember to always think twice.
The more passive one's life in the field, the greater the need to reverse the situation when one returns home,…
I'm a lover not a fighter.
Unconditional love is all you have. You can't overdose on love, you never can. It's a beautiful thing.

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More Beer Quotes

This quote is filed under Beer Quotes, one of 1,136 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom… — Roseanne Barr
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially… — Dave Barry
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,… — Brendan Behan
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. — Robert Benchley

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