Twitter Quote by Bill Maher

“It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted.”

— Germany Kent

Tweeting is the new social addictions that causes everyone to wonder who someone is talking about

— Taelor Chardae

That's the one thing that I love about Twitter. There's no rule that says it's a discussion. So I love when I tweet something…

— Colton Dunn

“To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If twitter was highschool my penis would be the spam in every hot chicks inbox.

— Nikhil Saluja

I tweet because it allows me to say anything I want and sometimes people respond.

— Kevin Biegel

People bring up tweets that I don't even remember, and my general response is, 'I don't know if I said it. I probably said…

— Mike Cernovich

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.

— Tom Hanks

Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, "Hey, look, a guy in a…

— Chris Hardwick

My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was…

— Kerry Washington

The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing.

— Jonathan Ames