Funny Quote by Bill Hicks Download Open image “It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.” — Bill Hicks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hurt
I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Is`nt it funny. How the people who said I never hurt you are the ones who hurt you the worst. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
There are so many different ways of making people laugh and sometimes you sit down to watch something that everyone says is hilarious and… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
