Comedy Quote by Bill Hicks Download Open image “I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.” — Bill Hicks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Day Funny Go Heavy Smoker Two
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
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Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
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