Humor Quote by Barney Stinson Download Open image ““When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead! True Story...”” — Barney Stinson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor True story
“Yes i am sad because i want to be happy, if never want to be a happy i never became sad” — kaushik nathan Copy Share Image
“Happy stories are the things we tell to make ourselves feel better. But they are never true.” — Anni Taylor Copy Share Image
“There is an old saying that every story, even your own, is either happy or sad depending on where you stop telling it. I… — Wiley Cash Copy Share Image
“You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
When I get sad, I Stop being sad and be awesome instead. ...True Story.:D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One can't stay sad for long in such an interesting world, can one?” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“...the most beautiful things don't always make you happy - often they make you weep...” — John Geddes Copy Share Image
“I had no cause to be happy. I felt sad with a good reason, and it wouldn't be right to mess with that feeling.… — Natalie Standiford Copy Share Image
“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection." Corollary: "If there… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool,… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Article 24: "When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Artículo 37. Un Colega no está obligado a abrirle caballerosamente la puerta a nadie [...], ellas mismas pueden abrir las puertas. Seamos sinceros, una… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
