Barney-stinson Quote by Barney Stinson

“Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!”

— Lewis Black

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

— Jay London

“As cheese ages, it loses lactose (milk sugar), so”

— Amelia Simons

“Sad day, my loves, a proper tragedy. But when the milk’s gone bad you might as well look forward to cheese, hmm?”

— Scott Lynch

“everyone knows that cows produce the milk that makes the best cheese.  One day, Big”

— Anonymous

“I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.”

— Maurice Moss

“I have to lay off dairy though. That's what my doctor threw in. As I was leaving his office, "Oh, and uh, leave off…

— Brian Regan

“That’s why I recommend that if you consume dairy, you opt for only casein A-2 dairy products,”

— Steven R. Gundry

“Men will tolerate what they are used to, even if it’s intolerance. That’s why I still drink milk, even though I’m lactose intolerant. Mamma…

— Jarod Kintz

“Today I bought a small Frosty. This may not seem significant, but the fact is: I'm lactose intolerant. Purchasing a small Frosty, then, is…

— Joe Wenderoth

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose…

— Margaret Cho

“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice.”

— Lewis Black