“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead! True Story...” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection." Corollary: "If there… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool,… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Article 24: "When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Artículo 37. Un Colega no está obligado a abrirle caballerosamente la puerta a nadie [...], ellas mismas pueden abrir las puertas. Seamos sinceros, una… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
![“Artículo 37. Un Colega no está obligado a abrirle caballerosamente la puerta a nadie [...], ellas mismas pueden abrir las puertas. Seamos sinceros, una puerta no pesa tanto.” quote by Barney Stinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3dd/barney-stinson-27111_art_art-culo-37-un-colega-no-est-obligado-a_1717663.jpg)