Barney-stinson Quote by Barney Stinson

“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”

— Barney Stinson

“When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead! True Story...”

— Barney Stinson

“Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection." Corollary: "If there…

— Barney Stinson

“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.”

— Barney Stinson

“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.”

— Barney Stinson

“You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome…

— Barney Stinson

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

— Barney Stinson

It's going to be Legendary!

— Barney Stinson

“Article 24: "When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved…

— Barney Stinson

“A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth.”

— Barney Stinson

“Artículo 37. Un Colega no está obligado a abrirle caballerosamente la puerta a nadie [...], ellas mismas pueden abrir las puertas. Seamos sinceros, una…

— Barney Stinson

“Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.”

— Barney Stinson