“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
