“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!” — Barney Stinson Barney-stinson Copy Share Image
“When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead! True Story...” — Barney Stinson Humor Copy Share Image
“Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection." Corollary:… — Barney Stinson Hot chick Copy Share Image
“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's… — Barney Stinson Barney-stinson Copy Share Image
“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.” — Barney Stinson Barney-stinson Copy Share Image
“You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and… — Barney Stinson Awesomeness Copy Share Image
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. — Barney Stinson Being awesome Copy Share Image
“Article 24: "When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth.” — Barney Stinson How i met your mother Copy Share Image
“Artículo 37. Un Colega no está obligado a abrirle caballerosamente la puerta a nadie [...], ellas mismas pueden abrir las puertas. Seamos… — Barney Stinson Art Copy Share Image
“Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“ARTICLE 54 A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St. Patty’s Day and other official Bro holidays, including… — Barney Stinson Year'S Eve Copy Share Image
“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of… — Barney Stinson Jesus Copy Share Image
“Article 2: "A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“ARTICLE 85 If a Bro buys a new car, he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his… — Barney Stinson New car Copy Share Image
“ARTICLE 41 A Bro never cries. EXCEPTIONS: Watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire.*” — Barney Stinson Dreams Copy Share Image
“Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today” — Barney Stinson Season-1 Copy Share Image
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