When the tabloids photograph me when I'm out, I always say: "You know what, folks? I'm not married and I'm not gay.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection." Corollary:… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“I texted Kaidan, who was listed in my contacts under “James,” for James Bond. He’d chosen it. He had me listed as… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever played a 'hot chick' before. I always play the quirky friend or the really angry girl. — Hilarie Burton Copy Share Image
I don't ever want to be doing the same sort of thing, I never want to be typecast, because I have way… — Elisha Cuthbert Copy Share Image
“Why don't you write a story for me?” “Really?” I squeaked. “Um, what about?” “Well, something with a good guy and a… — J.L. Paul Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says 'Id hit that' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not sure if you should cheat on your wife with the hot chick from work? Let your dick make the decision for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a comic book artist. So I think to myself, what do I like to draw? I like to draw hot chicks,… — Frank Miller Copy Share Image
I don't wake up in the morning thinking, 'God, I'm such a hot chick. I'm such a babe. I want to play… — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
“I think most of us moms think it’s wrong to do nice things for ourselves, thinking we’re someone who should always be… — Kerri Pomarolli Copy Share Image
What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I abstain from any kind of release for six weeks before a fight, no self-pleasure, nothing. Even in my dreams, I'll be… — David Haye Copy Share Image
Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS! — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
Dont know why I'm always writing, I guess it keeps me calm and stops me from crying. I guess it's because I… — Resa Sataua Copy Share Image
When I got my braces off, got on Accutane, slapped some hair dye on and I started playing soccer and growing muscle… — Alex Cooper Copy Share Image
“This is the underside of my world. Of course you don’t want me to be stupid, bless you! you only want to… — Joanna Russ Copy Share Image
I had started modelling and doing ramp shows. Then I signed the 'Kama Sutra' campaign. Overnight I became known as this sexy,… — Shweta Menon Copy Share Image
I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire,… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
“His dark eyes were on the road ahead, thoughtful. “No. I was hoping to go back to Tucson and see if I… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
