Season-1 Quote by Barney Stinson Download Open image ““Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today”” — Barney Stinson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Season-1
“It doesn't matter how awesome you are. What matters is that you share your awesomeness with the world. That is true awesomeness.” — Unknown Person Copy Share Image
“And on the bad days I'm not even sure that I exist anymore. Today is a bad day.” — Autumn Doughton Copy Share Image
“As for believing things, I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“There are days when I think I don't believe anymore. When I think I've grown too old for miracles. And that's right when another… — Dana Reinhardt Copy Share Image
“You are as real as anyone, and your doubts make you more real, not less.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“Being myself if the only miracle I can perform. Today I realized that's enough.” — Kim Chandler McDonald Copy Share Image
“I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.” — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
“no matter how great you pretend to be, It is not as great as you truly are” — Haven Trevino Copy Share Image
“Ah, today is not really a good day, but my afterthought suggests it is, since I have had the chance to learn that life… — Aishah Madadiy Copy Share Image
“All you can try to do is be better than you were yesterday, everyday.” — Marcus Harrison Green Copy Share Image
“Today, my life is awesome. I don’t want to think about tomorrow. Or the day after that. So I repeat to myself: Today, my… — Kim Holden Copy Share Image
“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead! True Story...” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection." Corollary: "If there… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool,… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Article 24: "When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Artículo 37. Un Colega no está obligado a abrirle caballerosamente la puerta a nadie [...], ellas mismas pueden abrir las puertas. Seamos sinceros, una… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool,… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image