Barney-stinson Quote by Barney Stinson

“Show up, suit up, listen up.”

— Dana Huse

“I miss my suits...”

— Eoin Colfer

“Do I have to dress up?”

— Chris Colfer

“Honey where is my super suit!!!”

— Frozon

“I've always made it a rule to have a suit for every day of the week. Perhaps you'll tell me I'm vain, but you'd…

— Christopher Isherwood

“He looks funny in a suit jacket, like a bear dressed up in costume for the circus. I would never tell him that, though.”

— Lauren Oliver

“It’s like you put on this expensive tailored suit and everybody tells you how great you look in it, but it doesn’t fit quite…

— Political Animals

“It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. That’s the naked truth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I’m not entirely comfortable with that,” I said, smirking.”

— Laura Kreitzer

“I thought seeing him naked was the highlight of my life. That suit was better than sex.”

— Nicole Castle

“Fine, as the tailor said to the broke and naked knight, suit yourself.”

— Christopher Moore

“Oh, I’m sure you could come up with something, and even then, you’d dress it up in a way that would probably make me…

— Ella Frank