Quote by Barney Stinson Download Open image ““Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.”” — Barney Stinson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Straight guys, I was starting to realize, were quite frequently not one hundred percent straight.” — Luke Hartwell Copy Share Image
“Straight people, he thinks, probably don't spend this much time convincing themselves that they're straight.” — Casey McQuiston Copy Share Image
“Destiny shuffles the cards, but we are the ones who must play the game.” — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
“It's so weird being straight. You have no defenses. Shit happens and you have to feel it. You have no choice.” — Blake Nelson Copy Share Image
“Christ, it’s official. I have a hard-on for a straight guy. That’s just terrific.” — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
“Strippers. Zombies. Lesbian anti-heroes. It's all in a days work for me.” — Cain S. Latrani Copy Share Image
“Straight people,” Alec declared. “Why can’t they control themselves?” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“What was I supposed to do? Skip around in circles smiling and handing out candy canes while rainbows came out my ass?” — Lola Stark Copy Share Image
“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead! True Story...” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection." Corollary: "If there… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool,… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Article 24: "When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth.” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Artículo 37. Un Colega no está obligado a abrirle caballerosamente la puerta a nadie [...], ellas mismas pueden abrir las puertas. Seamos sinceros, una… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
