Humour-quote Quote by Martin Amis

“And, like all the others, I have been manipulated to suit Ted’s needs. I don’t feel particularly embarrassed or resentful about that. I was…

— Ann Rule

“There were bickerings, outright fights, screaming tantrums, but Ted's vision of the Greater Denishawn had come true.”

— Walter Terry

“God help the poor mummy who encounters you, Peabody,” he said bitterly. “We ought to supply it with a pistol, to even the odds.”

— Elizabeth Peters

“Heat burned in his eyes, something a little darker and more intense than our typical bantering called for. "In fact, I'm downright unstoppable now.…

— Richelle Mead

“This is supposed to be a touch-feely conversation where we tell you, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll always have a family here with us.’ And then…

— Debra Anastasia

“Tearing your clothes, burning your books and torturing yourself only prove that you are nothing but a wild creature.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool,…

— Barney Stinson

“When I sat on a camp stool in the garden in a black coat with a black flap hat I felt like a marble…

— Daniel Paul Schreber

“Then they lay there in silence for a while, listening to the rain, watching it come straight down, feeling it cool their sweating faces.…

— Tony Parsons

“I can’t bear it, Mr. Herriot. He was like a Christian was that pig, just like a Christian.”

— James Herriot

“They were not permitted to so much as knock upon the door to the room in which he thought and wrote about art, but…

— Jennifer Egan

“Any hot plans for the weekend, Peabody?” “My usual, flicking off men like flies, breaking hearts, crushing souls.”

— J.D. Robb