Humour-quote Quote by J K Rowling Download Open image ““Who do you know who's lost a buttock?”” — J K Rowling ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour-quote
“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new one.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!” — Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex Copy Share Image
“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so either me or my clone could claim… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I must do whatever I can to find the best partners possible." "Did you kick their butts?" He frowned. "The buttocks are among the… — Allison van Diepen Copy Share Image
“You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage.” “Say what?” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Why did someone always have to be an ass? Of course she knew the answer to that, because that someone was unhappy. Once” — Lisa Ladew Copy Share Image
Kids at her school will sidle up to me and say, 'Does Jessica know what happens in book 4? Does Jessica know the title… — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
Do not pity the dead but pity the living, and, above all those who live without love — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
While each of the previous Potter books has strong claims on my affections, Deathly Hallows is my favourite, and that is a wonderful way… — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena… — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
I am an extraordinarily lucky person, doing what I love best in the world. I'm sure that I will always be a writer. It… — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
“I was just reading about Willy Widdershin’s arrest when you arrived. You know Willy turned out to be behind those regurgitating toilets back in… — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to… — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
Harry Potter is about facing fears, finding inner strength & doing what is right. — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our friends, but just as much to stand up to our enemies. — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
I can do to him whatever I like. I'm allowed to torture him as much as I want. He's mine. — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
I don't feel quite normal if I haven't written for a while. I doubt I will ever again write anything as popular as the… — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
“Contrary to popular belief, people always say "It was a pleasure doing business with you". It is the only thing that has stayed with… — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
“the city is full of three types of people, the first being soldiers, the other classes are politicians and prostitutes, both very numerous, and… — Mark Jones Copy Share Image
“Connor; "Push me and you might just find yourself locked in the trunk of a car and on a ferry headed off to Nova… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“The Difference between Writers and Editors. Writers are creative using one end of a pencil. Editors are more adept using the opposite end.” — Roy A Higgins Copy Share Image
“The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.” — Heather Hill Copy Share Image
“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I was never sure what possessed Guy and Teo, 2 alien princelings to land in Paris that day.” — Sally Ann Melia Copy Share Image
“Apparently I write as a hobby, payment appears to be out of the question.” — Roy A Higgins Copy Share Image
“Laugh until you cry; never let your eyes look dry This is not a matter of joke; this is all to provoke our sense… — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
