Humour-quote Quote by Sally Ann Melia

“Contrary to popular belief, people always say "It was a pleasure doing business with you". It is the only thing that has stayed with…

— Nikhil Sharda

“the city is full of three types of people, the first being soldiers, the other classes are politicians and prostitutes, both very numerous, and…

— Mark Jones

“Connor; "Push me and you might just find yourself locked in the trunk of a car and on a ferry headed off to Nova…

— R.L. Mathewson

“The Difference between Writers and Editors. Writers are creative using one end of a pencil. Editors are more adept using the opposite end.”

— Roy A Higgins

“The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.”

— Heather Hill

“Who do you know who's lost a buttock?”

— J K Rowling

“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

“Touching humour is a wonderful piece of clothing.”

— sir kristian goldmund aumann

“Life is one big chore.”

— Jemina Akhtar

“Follow YOUR dreams because no one else can.”

— Kensington Gore

“Apparently I write as a hobby, payment appears to be out of the question.”

— Roy A Higgins

“Laugh until you cry; never let your eyes look dry This is not a matter of joke; this is all to provoke our sense…

— Munia Khan