Quote by J.K. Rowling Download Open image ““Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!”” — J.K. Rowling ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know! — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Don't put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know." "Who d'you know who's lost… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Funny way to get to a wizards’ school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“ Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards , I thought. For they are soggy and hard to light. ” — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“One of these days, wizard... One of these days, I will pull the wand from your hand... and shove it up your ass.” — Jesse Cox Copy Share Image
“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new one.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My father always said, he said, “Do not peddle in the affairs of wizards...” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We wizards have mistreated and abused our fellows for too long, and we are now reaping our reward.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Our Chasers Aren’t Cheating! That was the stunned reaction of Quidditch fans across Britain last night when the so-called “Stooging Penalty” was announced by… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Snape pointed at the parchment, on which the words of Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs were still shining.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus [ never tickle a sleeping dragon ]” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“If you're not Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you," said Ron, "but no pressure." "Ron!" Lily and Hugo laughed, but Albus and Rose looked solemn. "He… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“You want to give it a look, Xeno is printing all the stuff the Prophet’s ignoring, not a single mention of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks in… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“He wore round glasses held together with a lot of Sellotape because of all the times Dudley had punched him on the nose.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Sybill Trelawney, Divination teacher,’” Harry read. “How’re we supposed to get up there?” As though in answer to his question, the trapdoor suddenly opened,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Harry et Ron furent enchantés d’entendre Hagrid qualifier Rusard de « vieille ganache ».” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Well, I can certainly see why we’re trying to keep them alive,” said Malfoy sarcastically. “Who wouldn’t want pets that can burn, sting, and… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“There was no waking from this nightmare, no comforting whisper in the dark that he was safe really, that it was all in his… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Well, I reckon you should --" Ron began, but he was interrupted by the Fat Lady, who had been watching them sleepily and now… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
