Quote by J.K. Rowling

Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

— J. K. Rowling

“Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!”

— J.K. Rowling

“One of these days, wizard... One of these days, I will pull the wand from your hand... and shove it up your ass.”

— Jesse Cox

“It's not the wand, it's the wizard.”

— Duff Goldman

“Harry, my wand!”

— J.K. Rowling

“And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?” “Throw it away and punch him on the nose," Ron suggested.”

— J.K. Rowling

“it’s really the wand that chooses the wizard, of course.”

— J.K. Rowling

Harry: "And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?” Ron: “Throw it away and punch him on the nose.

— J. K. Rowling

The wand chooses the wizard.

— Anonymous

“It’s a stereotype,” he hissed. “It’s a damn stereotype and it’s harmful. If this catches on, we’ll have all sorts of sorcerers running around,…

— Derek Landy

“Who do you know who's lost a buttock?”

— J K Rowling

“I’m putting the Elder Wand,” he told Dumbledore, who was watching him with enormous affection and admiration, “back where it came from. It can…

— J.K. Rowling