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Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

— Clifton Fadiman

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.

— Anonymous

“Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese”

— Anonymous

“Sad day, my loves, a proper tragedy. But when the milk’s gone bad you might as well look forward to cheese, hmm?”

— Scott Lynch

“everyone knows that cows produce the milk that makes the best cheese.  One day, Big”

— Anonymous

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

— Jay London

Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

— James Joyce

“Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!”

— Lewis Black

“From a footnote: Writes Clifton Fadiman: "A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it…

— Michael Paterniti

Cheese. The adult form of milk.

— Richard Condon

A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality.

— Clifton Fadiman

“Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish.”

— Elsie Love