Quote by Brian Regan

“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”

— Barney Stinson

“Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!”

— Lewis Black

“Um…milk. Yes, I believe I do have milk. In the fridge," Anyn replied, remarkably cordial for someone who'd just been cock-blocked by Dr. Bunsen…

— Nicole Peeler

“Sad day, my loves, a proper tragedy. But when the milk’s gone bad you might as well look forward to cheese, hmm?”

— Scott Lynch

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin

“In childhood, she had had milk allergies, or so they’d thought. But either she’d never had them or had outgrown them or ice cream…

— Caroline B. Cooney

“Sometimes you have a dairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own.”

— Kristen Chandler

“the milk that is spilt cries not out afterwards,”

— Bram Stoker

“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a bit. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“That’s why I recommend that if you consume dairy, you opt for only casein A-2 dairy products,”

— Steven R. Gundry

“dairy of a wimpy kid”

— H.lunchmeed

“They're going to drown me in milk--what a waste of good baby-food!”

— William Moulton Marston