Humor Quote by B. Justin Shier

“I have no idea what you just said." I couldn't stop looking at her mouth. It was a little swollen, and I wanted to…

— Lacey Weatherford

“One whiff of him and her libido went first-grader on her: hand raised, butt dancing in the chair as her hormones screamed, "Pick me!…

— Coreene Callahan

“I said everything that a painful swelling in one's libido tells one to say.”

— Petronius

“ libidinous , adj . I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized:…

— David Levithan

“In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.”

— B. Justin Shier

“My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.”

— Nicole Peeler

“I won't have sex with you," she blurts out. He words slam into my libido like a bucket of water on a flame full…

— Simone Elkeles

“She never thought she'd be into sex that was so overwhelming and desperate, but after that night on the dining room table she started…

— Katee Robert

“Her feisty interludes turned him on, and he wanted to push her into situations that encouraged the tigress in her to come out more…

— Kitty French

“There’s nothing like feeling like sh_t to kill your libido.”

— Daria Snadowsky

“I got down off the stool and stood waiting. She might or might not blow me down. I didn't particularly care. Once in a…

— Raymond Chandler

“Yet Another reason to hate him. The bastard had broken her libido with his wonder penis.”

— Nicolette Day