Humor Quote by B. Justin Shier

“I've never done any cattle-liftin', but it seems to me-e-e that one might just as well be stalky about a thing as not.”

— Rudyard Kipling

“You can tell all you need to know about someone from the way cows are around him.”

— Gary D. Schmidt

“Where’s…My…Cow?” They backed away. “Is that my cow?” the creature demanded, stepping forward unsteadily. It shook its head sadly.”

— Terry Pratchett

“When you get beef from the butcher, you don’t feel bad for the cow that has been killed. But if someone asked you to…

— Anya Wylde

“But when I say 'cow', don’t go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”

— Meg Cabot

“Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?”

— Christopher Farnsworth

“She liked the idea of a place belonging to the cows, no ownership of human ego.”

— Aporva Kala

“Dear friends, do you know that you are lucky people? You don't have any cows to lose.”

— Thich Nhat Hanh

“Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows.”

— Wendy Lichtman

“Among other things, I’m afraid of cows.” “Because of their size?” Helen asked sympathetically. “No, it’s the way they stare. As if they’re plotting…

— Lisa Kleypas

“I figured it out this afternoon, when they let me take a walk around the grounds, that these cows are stupid. Bovine. I knew…

— Jo Walton