Friendship Quote by Wendy Lichtman

“You can tell all you need to know about someone from the way cows are around him.”

— Gary D. Schmidt

“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”

— Meg Cabot

“Cows...weren't like people, with feelings of lonesomeness and worrying about what might happen next. That was just people, wasn't it? Sure, you could scare…

— Katherine Paterson

“When you get beef from the butcher, you don’t feel bad for the cow that has been killed. But if someone asked you to…

— Anya Wylde

“Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?”

— Christopher Farnsworth

“Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't…

— Brittney Joy

“Where’s…My…Cow?” They backed away. “Is that my cow?” the creature demanded, stepping forward unsteadily. It shook its head sadly.”

— Terry Pratchett

“She dragged me across the floor, stopping from time to time only to kick me. I didn't know our cows too could be so…

— Samuel Beckett

“She turned her head to look up at him. “This isn’t funny. I’m sure I threw up a cow. If I have to do…

— Mila Rossi

“It was a fine cow, as cows go, but, like so many cows, it lacked sustained dramatic interest.”

— P. G. Wodehouse

“Dear friends, do you know that you are lucky people? You don't have any cows to lose.”

— Thich Nhat Hanh

“How now Mad Cow?”

— Libba Bray