Make Love Quotes by Jarod Kintz

“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I make sleep like I make love, only with more energy and excitement.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I make love, I make a difference in at least one person’s life. (Limit one per purchase.)”

— Jarod Kintz

“I can make love for hours, give or take 117 minutes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effective.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn’t always better. Don’t you want to make love better?
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— Jarod Kintz

“I’m a person, you’re a person, and we should make love. That is, if you’re a person who’s also roughly ½ of…

— Jarod Kintz

“I make love with my eyes closed, because I make love in my dreams. If you wanted to go for seconds, we…

— Jarod Kintz

“My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.”

— Jarod Kintz