Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“So often we operate from ideas of love that don’t fit our reality.” — Sharon Salzberg Copy Share Image
“Making love is not just becoming as one, or even two, but becoming as a hundred thousand. Desiring-machines or the nonhuman sex: not one… — Gilles Deleuze Copy Share Image
“Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“As he fills me I wonder if – in the same way that sex makes its own unique perfume – we don’t really “make”… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Don't get any funny ideas -- When all is said and done, you're still artificial (a thing)... Not human. Don't make the mistake of… — Shungiku Nakamura Copy Share Image
“Probably every lover imagines that his own love is pure, and that others love like beasts.” — James J. Wilhelm Copy Share Image
“Love doesn‘t magically turn the bars of their cell into rainbow beams and float them out to freedom on a cloud of unicorns and… — aggybird Copy Share Image
“Here's what I think. We all want someone to build a fort with. We want somebody to swap crayons with and play hide-and-seek with… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
